Top 10: Cool Dating Quotes from Askmen.com
Here is a little list of the top 10 Dating quotes found on Askmen.com .
By Steven Carlisle
Relationship Correspondent - Every other Sunday (Askmen.com)
The life of the single guy can be a perilous journey. Relationships and the dating world bring fun and fulfillment, as well as unexpected challenges and setbacks.
But what better way to learn about relationships with women than from others’ experience in the field? Be prepared for the dating world with these 10 cool dating quotes.
Number 10
“A man who won’t lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.”
- Olin Miller
The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth works in a court of law, but not in the court of love. Sometimes, to keep your woman happy, you have to tell her white lies. So learn to tell whoppers well.
When she asks if she looks fat in that dress, tell her she looks beautiful. And say it like you mean it. If she asks if you ever think of other women, tell her you don’t have time to because you’re always too busy thinking of her. And when she asks you how you like her new hairstyle, say it makes her look sexier.
Not only are you protecting her feelings, but we all know that a happy woman makes for a happy relationship.
Number 9
“When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.”
- Frederick Ryder
Women are the gatekeepers. While on your first date, she has already made up her mind as to whether or not you meet her conditions for sex. Biologically speaking, women have a finite amount of eggs to be fertilized wisely with good genetic stock. Men, on the other hand, have an endless supply of sperm, and a biological imperative to spread it wide and far.
Only she knows if it’s going to be your lucky night, so enjoy the date, but be attentive. Laughing at your bad jokes, complimenting you, touching you in innocent ways and asking you questions about yourself are all good signs that she’s into you. You can help your cause by showing her you were taught some manners — don’t talk while you eat, don’t drink too much, don’t talk about sex, and keep your hands to yourself until it’s time for a goodnight kiss.
Number 8
“Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship — never.”
- Charles Caleb Colton
If you and a woman start off as friends, it can naturally blossom into love. But if you start with a relationship, it’s difficult to make the transition from lovers to friends because you’ve been intimate. So after you break up, don’t even bother trying to be friends with a woman you have loved. Do you really want to hear about new guys she’s dating? Trying to be friends will only make you both miserable. It’s best to move on and meet new women.
On the other hand, you may be considering taking it a step further with a woman you’re friends with. Maybe you’ve become more attracted to her as you’ve gotten to know her because she has a great personality and a good attitude. If you have fun with her before you’re intimate, it bodes well for a future relationship.
Number 7
“Never date a woman whose father calls her ‘Princess.’ Chances are she believes it.”
- Anonymous
If you’re dealing with a daddy’s girl who thinks she’s a princess, she doubtless believes men should wait on her hand and foot. If she’s gorgeous, many men will be ready and willing to be her servant. But don’t you be that whipping boy. Have some respect for yourself and find a girl who wants a boyfriend, not a daddy.
You’ll never measure up to daddy; no man ever will. If you’ve dated a princess before, you know that she thinks she deserves nothing but the finer things in life, but shouldn’t have to pay for them. If you date a princess, hang on to your wallet, because she’ll expect you to shell out for expensive dinners, extravagant gifts and luxury vacations.
Number 6
“My toughest fight was with my first wife.”
- Muhammad Ali
Being beaten up by a man is nothing compared to getting beaten down by a woman. Women don’t play by the same rules men do. A relationship with a woman can be similar to a boxing match: she probably won’t beat you into a bloody pulp, but she might beat you down in other ways.
Chances are she’ll express anger by insulting, criticizing and nagging you. If she has a bad attitude from the get-go, it’s not going to get any easier as the relationship progresses. Remember that relationships are tough, even with a woman who kills you with kindness.
Number 5
“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. “
- Sharon Stone
You and your woman might fake it to get what you want. She uses sex to get what she wants — a relationship with you. You use the relationship to get what you want — sex with her.
But faking it isn’t all that bad. Brett Favre uses a mean fake handoff to fake out the defense, so he can throw the ball downfield and score a touchdown. Likewise, you might sometimes fake it with your lady by cuddling with her, talking about her feelings or going shopping with her. These are things that might not come naturally to you, but you do them because you want to score points with her. And she probably fakes it in her own way to score points with you, by telling you that you’re the smartest, sexiest and coolest guy she’s ever dated. But you knew that already, right?
Number 4
“Men always want to be a woman’s first love — women like to be a man’s last romance.”
- Oscar Wilde
As men, we’re explorers; we like to go where no man has gone before and stake a claim for ourselves. We want virginal women — innocent and unblemished. We like to think we’re the best she’s ever had. We don’t want to be compared to others who came before us. The less baggage she brings from previous relationships, the better. The more men she’s been with, the more you’ll hear about the ex who made so much money, the fling who was so good-looking and the guy who always told her how much he loved her.
Some women like to change their men, so they seek out a man to sculpt and mold into an ideal one. Sometimes right out of the starting gate, they’ll try to “upgrade” the way you dress, provide you with unsolicited career “advice,” and seek to limit your “wasting” time with buddies. Beware; once you’re sufficiently trained with blinders on, she might just lead you to the altar for keeps.
Number 3
“Most relationships are not made in heaven. They come in kits and you have to put them together yourselves.”
- Anonymous
Consider a relationship a constant “love improvement” project. Building and maintaining a relationship is hard work. Don’t think that once you get the girl, the heavy lifting is over. It isn’t. You’ll have to make a solid effort to keep her happy and by your side.
Furthermore, every woman is different, so what worked for you in past relationships might not work in this one. Think back to how you won her over in the first place. If she was attracted to you in because you were funny and a challenge, keep it up. Don’t stop doing what got you this far once you’re comfortable in the relationship. Upkeep may involve buying her gifts from time to time and telling her how beautiful she is, like you did when you first started dating.
Number 2
“The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.”
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
If you really love a woman, don’t take her for granted. Think of what your life would be like without her. Who among us hasn’t broken up with a woman only to realize after dating other women that we lost someone really special?
The key is to recognize when you’re with someone special and to treat her with respect and kindness. Enjoy your time together by planning a special day trip or going on a romantic weekend getaway. Treat every day as though it may be your last with her and you’re sure to appreciate what you have.
Number 1
“The man who has never made a fool of himself in love will never be wise in love.”
- Theodor Reik
If you’ve never failed in love, you’ll never succeed in love. Dating is trial and error. From time to time you’ll make a fool of yourself and regret it. But you will learn from your mistakes and get better at the dating game with each relationship.
Think back to your past dating failures. Perhaps you couldn’t bring yourself to dump the girl your buddies warned you was a nightmare because she seemed like a dream to you. Maybe you told a woman that you loved her, and she confessed that she didn’t love you. Or you might have lost a great girlfriend because she caught you cheating on her. Don’t dwell on failures. Rather analyze what you did wrong and resolve to do better with the next girl.
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Remember that one of the best and least painful ways to learn is through the experiences of others. So get out there and put this dating wisdom to good use.
